Weasel Coffee

Weasel CoffeeI love a nice strong coffee when tapping away at my laptop. All that caffeine keeps you going for hours and gives you that essential sugar rush. So this item caught my attention.

Believe it or not, these coffee beans have been regurgitated by rare Vietnamese weasels! Once the weasels have boked the beans, the local villagers collect them and sell them to wholesalers! Apparently, with all the gastric juices in the weasels’ stomach, this coffee is strong and smooth. When you put it that way… I’ll not bother thanks!

The next time you have guests over, give them this coffee don’t mention it. No doubt they will say ‘Oh, that’s a nice coffee, is it Nescafe?’ to which you would reply ‘No, weasels have eaten these coffee beans and then spat them back out, got them off the internet’. Although you may want to tell them after they have drank it, don’t want anyone spitting it out on your good carpet do you!

Seriously, I don’t think I will look at weasels or indeed coffee in the same way again. Although regurgitated coffee beans sound delicious (not), I don’t think I’ll be drinking it anytime soon. If you’re worried about germs, don’t worry, its sterilised.

I would buy it for other people though for a laugh. Good gift for someone in the office, I’m sure you would have a laugh giving one to oblivious work colleagues.

Probably is nice coffee, why else would it sell. Quite pricey for coffee, it’ll cost you £15.95 which is understandable I guess, considering the process! Go on, take Sainburys’ advice and ‘try something new today’!

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