Love living out the life of a spy? Well, ThinkGeek might have just the thing for you with the Uzi Tactical Pen, where this unique writing instrument can double up as a potentially life saving tool when the situation calls for it. The DNA Catcher which is located on the crown of the pen is very sharp, and hence can be used to deliver a very nasty jab to an attacker that causes not only extreme pain (and an opportunity to bolt away), while giving you a sample of their DNA to use when you go to the police. If you aren’t anticipating any attacks, the crown also functions as a glass breaker just in case you’re stuck in your vehicle. Made out of high-grade aircraft aluminum, it can write upside down or under water. This ought to be one of the few $19.99 pens out there that comes with a 1-year warranty…
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