For the classy garden, the farting gnome.
He looks cute enough, but when you pass by this Farting Gnome lets out unexpected gassy explosions along with a series of several seam-splitting comments sure to stun his victims. Hidden motion sensor is sure to surprise all that cross his path.
Available from things you never knew for $14.98.
Al, if I get one of those I’ll probably end up thrown out of the house by my wife.
Yeah, but, man that would be nice to get out there on the lawn! P.O.’d wife or not!