Coolest Gadgets is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. Learn more

Super Mario Power Up! Energy Drink

Just when you thought Nintendo has fully and completely saturated the marketplace with Super Mario Bros. related products, there’s always a surprise up their sleeve to make you part with your hard earned Yen (or Dollars or Pounds).

The new Super Mario Power Up! Energy Drink is a Nintendo marketing executive’s most delicious fantasy. The new energy drink is supposed to taste like “blue-raspberry”, but I have a feeling if it’s like most energy drinks, it’ll taste like week-old plumbers socks. However, as it is popular with other energy drinks, I sense this product will find its way into a mix of ice and vodka. Perfect for your next gaming night of Mario Kart and Wii Sports. Recipe would go something like this:

  1. 1 can Super Mario Power Up! Energy Drink
  2. 1 shot Grey Goose Vodka
  3. 4 ice cubes

Pour all into a glass and drink. Then go kick ass at any game with a Mario Brother in it.

Perfect!

A hilarious note on the can states, clearly marked, that “Product not intended for children”. Hmm. Could it be that the last thing you want to give a kid is MORE energy? Unless they’re running on a giant hamster wheel powering up your Nintendo Wii, I’d skip giving it to the kids and stick with the adults. With vodka, of course.

Pick some up at GKWorld for $2.95 a can. (Or, if you’re across the pond, go to CyberCandy to get your power up.)

Categories Blog