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Spongebob Squarepants rectal thermometer


Mention rectal thermometer and you can see a lump forming in my throat. I just hate any sort of probes going up where the sun don’t shine, but if I were a kid and I see Spongebob Squarepants smiling widely like that, chances are the pain would automatically lessen (or even disappear) when he gets down to business. I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t be smiling like Spongebob if I knew just which orifice I was created to be stuck into. The Spongebob Squarepants rectal thermometer retails for $16.95 from Amazon.

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4 thoughts on “Spongebob Squarepants rectal thermometer”

  1. That is so wrong, many know that Spongebob is the Micheal Jackson of the cartoon world, yet someone makes not a normal thermometer but a rectal one. There are some sick people in this world.

  2. Spongebob is really funny and hilarious. somebody says that spongebob is gay, is that even true?’*,

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