I didn’t think you could get much worse than the Banclock. Apparently, I was dead wrong. You see, there’s a new breed of evil alarm clock in town called the SnuzNLuz. It’s billed as a Wifi donation alarm clock and is connected directly to your bank account. Now, put two and two together. Then cower in fear.
If you haven’t already figured it out, this evil clock will donate money to an organization you absolutely detest every time you hit that snooze button. Basically, those few extra minutes of sleep will really cost you.
Setup is easy as well, it has ethernet and Wifi and there’s a browser based setup utility for linking your bank account (1600 banks already supported!). After that, you select your least favorite charities, donation amount ($10+), and set your alarm. After that, be wary of pressing the snooze button, otherwise you’ll be helping out those terrible charities you hate.
For those not quite sure what charities to pick, ThinkGeek has your back, providing you with a few examples:
Are you a butcher? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to PETA
Are you a republican? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the ACLU!
Are you a land developer? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the Wilderness Society!
Enjoy your freedom? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the GOP.
Are you a hippie? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the American Coal Foundation.
Are you a Ninja? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to, hrrrm, we can’t find a Pirate Charity at the moment. But there must be one…somewhere…anyways, the point is it’s easy to setup once you identify your enemy!
Hurry up and grab your SnuzNLuz because there’s a great deal going on at ThinkGeek! Add one to your cart and you’ll get a great discount– really, do it!