Road Kill Toys

Everyone knows that road kill is not pretty at all, but somehow, the folks over at Firebox have managed to find a quirky way to talk about death to the younger ones, thanks to the Road Kill Toys. These have already had their souls gone over to teddy heaven, but the physical visage left behind which is none too pretty remains. At £24.99 a pop, you can forget about getting a fluffy bunny or huggable bear – instead, you will end up with a squashed, pancaked critter that some might even say be beyond recognition.
You will be able to choose from Twitch the raccoon, Grind the rabbit, Splodge the hedgehog and Smudge the squirrel. All of them have seen the headlights of an oncoming car, and failed to take the necessary evasive moves, meeting their end under some rubber. Made using extra squidgy material for the organs, as well as mangy-effect fur, you can be sure that they’re works of art that deserve to be appreciated.