Have you ever heard anybody say “Oh no somebody stole all my lettuce!”, me neither so what better place to hide your valuables than inside an authentic looking iceberg lettuce.
It does have the disadvantage of taking up beer room and your fridge may look a little unique if full of bottles, cans and a solitary lettuce but it’s better than leaving skid marked underpants on the floor :).
The Icebug Lettuce Safe is your for $49 from Bim Bam Banana.