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Hillary loves cracking nuts

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Since Christmas will sneak up upon us before we know it, why not prepare yourself with this Hillary Nutcracker?

Love her or hate… you’ll have nonstop fun cracking nuts with Hillary. Regardless of your affiliation (Republican or Democrat) you’ve just found your new favorite kitchen tool! Her stainless steel thigh teeth will pulverize any nut that stands in her way to the Whitehouse.

I wonder what Bill thinks about his wife having thighs of steel. Hopefully he didn’t suffer from too harsh a fallout after his “momentary lapse of concentration”. Definitely a conversation starter for this upcoming holiday season (or any other time for that matter). $29.99 from Perpetual Kid.

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