Show me a person who still feels down in the dumps after the umpteenth pint of Kilkennys, and I’ll show you a non-drinker. All drinkers are always happy, and that’s the general rule for most bars and watering holes all over the world. The Happy Drinker gadget is a surefire mascot for alcoholics everywhere, getting his weight training simply by lifting as many mugs as possible throughout the night. In addition, he speaks, sings, and even taps his foot in the presence of music. A quartet of AA batteries keep the Happy Drinker going – all you need to do is press the barrel to watch him ‘perform’. The Happy Drinker retails for $15.99.