Have you ever been on your way to an important appointment, and stopped to smell your breath? Pretty impossible, isn’t it? I suppose you could use that trick where you breathe into your hand and sniff it, but the best you’re probably going to get out of that is the scent of your own hand.
This is why someone invented the Date Breath Checker, a technological way for you to check your own breath. All you need to do is turn it on, blow into it, and it gives you the readout.
The frowny face means that you shouldn’t have asked for the garlic and onions on the submarine sandwhich that you had for lunch, and the smiley face…well, you get the idea.
It would appear that this meeting preparation/breathalyzer test is electronic, but that is a shame. Electronic means batteries, which means they will eventually run out, probably when you need it the most. Too bad they couldn’t just make this into something not mechanical, like a PH test, or the meter I use to see if my child’s bathwater is too hot.
Anyway, you should be able to pick up the Date Breath Checker for about $47, and you can even get it in shocking pink. You could also save some money by purchasing some breath spray to insure that you always have nice breath.
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