
Even the Swiss are going crazy! Usually, a swiss army knife can be described by one short phrase: minimalistic and practical.
This means that you get a bunch of useful functions out of a small and simple to use device. Well, now, the ‘small’ part seems to be totally out. How about 9 whole inches of width?
Of course, there’s an awful lot of functions in there (85 fully functional implements), but none of the tools is now practical, simply due to the ginormous size of this. This really deserves to be categorized as a ‘Wacky Gadget’.
Click on for an extensive list of features. Hell, there’s even a tire pressure gauge in there!
- 2.5″ 60% Serrated locking blade
- Nail file, nail cleaner
- Corkscrew
- Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
- Removable screwdriver bit adapter
- 2.5″ Blade for Official World Scout Knife
- Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
- Removable screwdriver bit holder
- Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
- Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
- Phillips head screwdriver bit 2Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
- Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
- Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
- Magnetized recessed bit holder
- Double-cut wood saw with ruler (inch & cm)
- Bike chain rivet setter, removable 5mm allen wrench, screwdriver for slotted and philips head screws
- Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10mm hexagonal key for nuts
- Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with philips head screwdriver
- Removable 10mm hexagonal key
- Patented locking philips head screwdriverUniversal wrench
- 2.4″ Springless scissors with serrated, self-sharpening design
- 1.65″ Clip point utility blade
- Philips head screwdriver
- 2.5″ Clip point blade
- Golf club face cleaner
- 2.4″ Round tip blade
- Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, can opener
- Golf shoe spike wrench
- Golf divot repair tool
- 4mm allen wrench2.5″ blade
- Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
- Double-cut wood saw
- Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges
- 12/20-Guage choke tube tool
- Watch caseback opening tool
- Snap shackle
- Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver
- Compass, straight edge, ruler (in./cm)
- Telescopic pointerFish scaler, hook disgorger, line guide
- Shortix laboratory key
- Micro tool holder
- Micro tool adapter
- Micro scraper – straight
- Micro scraper – curved
- Laser pointer with 300 ft. range
- Metal saw, metal file
- Flashlight
- Micro tool holderPhilips head screwdriver 1.5mm
- Screwdriver 1.2mm
- Screwdriver .8mm
- Fine fork for watch spring bars
- Reamer
- Pin punch 1.2mm
- Pin punch .8mm
- Round needle file
- Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
- Removable tool holder
- Special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights
- Flat philips head screwdriver
- Chisel-point reamerMineral crystal magnifier, fork for watch spring bars, small ruler
- Extension tool
- Spring-loaded, locking flat nose-nose pliers with wire cutter
- Removable screwdriver bit holder
- Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
- Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
- Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
- Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
- Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
- Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
- Magnetized recessed bit holder
- Tire tread gauge
- Fiber optic tool holderCan opener
- Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, wire stripper
- Reamer/awl
- Toothpick
- Tweezers
- Key ring
Though this list is huge, cramming so many tools in a swiss army knife is overdone to say the least. I really hope it’s not designed to be a practical tool, but just a collectible or something to brag about.
The price isn’t small, as well: it retails for £499,99 (yup, one thousand bucks) at FireBox. Found via GeekAlerts.
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