You can run, and you can hide, but your phone is still going to die half way through the day. You can’t fight the urge to play games and see what’s going on in the world through social media either. Of course, being afraid of your phone dying is only fear of the inevitable, which will lead to anger, hate, and suffering over the fact that battery life on all phones is just terrible.
If you want to skip those steps, but still wouldn’t mind being on the dark side, then the Star Wars Darth Vader Lightsaber Portable Battery Charger might be of interest to you. Yes, it does have red LED inside that will light up, but no, it will not slice through most everything in the universe. It has a battery capacity of 2800mAh, which means it won’t leave you out in the cold should you be a bit too excessive with playing Candy Crush on any given day.
This works with with just about any iOS, Window mobile phone, or Android (of course) phone. It charges via microUSB, and has a USB port to charge up your gear. It will cost you around $50, which isn’t too bad considering the fact that it’s a collectible item. Not only that, but it’s something that won’t just sit on your shelf collecting dust.