Cap Zappa Launcher


So you think that you are pretty tough, using your teeth to open up bottles of beer without looking like a pirate? On the contrary, you have that suave look, with a $100 haircut and drive a BMW, and yet want to show off to the ladies that you are equally deft with your mouth, too. Some folks might not think too much of that however, and you might have better luck attracting the hot looking redhead with the $11.49 Cap Zappa Launcher at the next party you go to instead of this parlor trick of yours.

With the Cap Zappa Launcher, not only does it make sure that your pearly whites do not end up deformed in some way or another after years of chomping down on beer bottles, as it will do the dirty job for you – while allowing you to shoot the caps across the room for that added dash of style. Just make sure you do not send one of those bottle caps flying to hit the face of the meanest looking dude in the room, as we all know how a feisty alcohol fueled session can easily turn into fistcuffs at even the slightest provocation, accidental or otherwise.

Kudos to the folks over at Spinning Hat for churning this out!

2 reviews or comments

Jon penn Says: March 18, 2013 at 4:21 pm

Please could you put a reference to as we are the company who designed and launched it this year.


Edwin Says: March 24, 2013 at 11:33 pm

Thanks for the reference, Jon!

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