Dead On Annihilator Superhammer

Is a hammer just a hammer? I suppose so, but is there such a thing as a “superhammer”? I suppose so, as Thinkgeek has just announced the $39.99 Dead On Annihilator Superhammer which is a multi-purpose hand tool that made short work of difficult jobs. It is capable of hammering nails into wood, not to mention being able to pull out nails, pry objects open, bash things into place, perform a Hulk smash, and of course, after you sweat it out, being able to pop open your favorite bottle of ice cold beer.
Not only that, this seems to be the ideal tool to have in your hands at the seemingly impending zombie apocalypse, which we have already started to hear of some folks around the world actually devouring the faces of other people. This is a wicked anti-zombie device, where the spike that is mounted at the bottom is capable of piercing through the skull of a walker, not to mention making you into the main focal point of attack by more intelligent zombies. Otherwise, just pass this over to Alice of Resident Evil fame and see her rack up the body count.