Ark Encounter park in Kentucky attempting to build a lifelike Noah’s Ark

by Mark R

It’s always a matter of finding the coolest attractions when it comes to amusement parks. That Ferrari roller coaster certainly looks thrilling, as well as the Harry Potter ride.

However, this particular new exhibit in Kentucky goes back to biblical roots for inspiration. The designers fully intend to create a full scale Noah’s Ark, with live animals on it.

Clearly, these designers have been hearing the call of Evan Almighty to create this exhibit straight out of Ned Flanders’ Praiseland. Yes, I realize that those are two comedic references, and to make this report even more comedic, this Ark will have dinosaurs.

That’s right, it will apparently have dinosaurs. After all, most Creation scientists seem to agree that those big bones in natural history museums had a place on the ancient world. Of course, they cannot get live ones. I’m going to guess that these will be animatronic.

Apparently, that dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark is going to be a source of some controversy. However, I think if you are going to go for some realism, then you should try taking care of all these real animals for forty days and nights. Then we’ll talk about how realistic the legend of Noah really is.


3 reviews or comments

Mark Whitlock Says: December 4, 2010 at 3:46 pm

Is this going to be at or near the Creation Museum? Sounds like a great place to visit. I hope they’re able to overcome obstacles that the Holy Land Experience in Orlando faced.

Peter Doyle Says: December 10, 2010 at 6:26 am

It was a lot longer than 40 days, you typically ignorant twerp. Anyway, it’s entirely feasible to care for all those animals over a much longer period. I.e. beyond the initial (40 day) downpour:

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