Yoda USB Desk protector

They say never judge a book by its cover, so the same applies to Yoda – this wizened Jedi Master might be small in stature, but he sure is large on skills which is why he is incarnated as the Yoda USB Desk protector to prevent pesky Sith from snooping around your desk. Thanks to a built-in motion detector, Yoda can detect movement from 6 feet all the way to 9 feet away, where his lightsaber will activate upon detection of movement with a signature buzzing sound, not to mention spouting out some classing phrases such as, “In the end, cowards are those who follow the Dark Side”, “A disturbance in the Force there is”, “Retreat! Cover you I will”, “Still much to learn you have”, “So certain of defeat are you, hmmm?” and “Rush not into fight, long is the war. Only by surviving it will you prevail.” At $25.99 a pop, we can’t wait to see a Darth Vader edition roll out.

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