Ever wished you had some Star Wars plush toys to play around back in the late 70s? Well fret not, by now you ought to be earning your own keep and be independent enough to make purchases that your parents would object to. What we have on offer today is the Super Deformed Star Wars Plush Toys that come with a gigantic cuddly head attached, making them look like retards more than anything else. But hey, it would still be pretty crazy to square off against a midichlorian-infested Darth Vader since you never know when he might choke you into oblivion. Cuddle these cuties for $12.99 a pop.