Zap your way to health



Koreans will be able to pick up this painful looking Photon Sauna Cauterizer soon if they want to get on track when it comes to health. What does this device actually do? For starters, you are supposed to wear it around your waist and turn it on. The thermo-therapeutic belt will then get down to work, using a laser called Super Luminescene to bombard your body in order to stimulate your human body while causing “many beneficial effects to the body”. Those who are interested to know what those “beneficial effects” are include a more effective method of processing oxygen and nutrition during times of injury or disease infection for a speedy recovery as well as a faster way for you to process your food and eliminating wastes, hence bringing some much needed relief to your nervous system.

It all sounds dubious to me at the moment – what do you think? Just take a look at the product description for starters (taken verbatim) – “The thermo-therapeutic belt uses a low level of radiation emitted laser, called Super Luminescence, also known as the Narrow-Band, array of the extremely narrow area of energy, which existed even before any organism existed on earth.”

The product page also shows a caricature of a lady wearing the Photon Sauna Cauterizer across different parts of her body, including her waist, her thighs, and even wrapping it around her ankles. Under Thermo mode, usage is recommended anywhere between one to 8 hours, while you are advised to use the laser properties for one hour a time at most. There is no word on pricing details as at press time. I call BS on this – what about you?

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