If you thought tattoo sleeves were a bit OTT then these next temporary tattoos maybe for you.

Want to be cool like a pirate and still show off how cool you are as a geek? Then it’s time for you to lick, stick, and peel.

Well, actually, you don’t lick these - you gently wet them. But in about 30 seconds, you’ll have a beautiful tattoo emblazoned on your flesh. Everything from retro joysticks to binary numbers to hearts showing your love for caffeine and coding.

You can buy a book of Geek tattoos from Think Geek for $7.99.

Harley Davidson may make some pretty decent bikes (well to pose on at least) but some how I don’t think this Harley Davidson TV Lantern Boombox is going to get quite as many admiring glances.

You can probably tell exactly what it comes with by the name and it does feature a CD player along with the tiny TV and lantern.

If you want to impress all your biker chums, I’m sure carrying this on your shoulder and wearing fake tattoo sleeves is a sure way to lose teeth test your running shoes.

You can get this crap Harley Davidson tat from Target.

Really want a tattoo but hate pain? Found the fake tattoo sleeves a little bit too much on the sad git side of life? Well another product could be of assistance the temporary tattoo pen.

The temporary tattoo pen looks just like a regular tattoo pen (well maybe a tattoo pen for 5 year olds) but instead of needles it uses gel pens. Now for the really sad part, it vibrates to give you that authentic tattooing feeling (without the pain).

Funnily available from Lighter Side found via Book of Joe.

These are just silly, fake tattoo sleeves. If you want an arm full of ink without the pain or longevity you can now get fake complete arm tattoos.

The tattoo sleeves are basically arm tights with tattoo patterns on them, they come in Traditional, Tribal, Japanese and Celtic designs. If you do get one you’ll want to make sure nobody finds out the tattoo is fake as I reckon you’d be quite the laughing stock :).

Available from Prank Place.