There is a common misconception about corporate interaction. It’s not always “all business”. Some of the most hardcore mofos I’ve ever known were members of the corporate elite. Want to make a snide comment about their quarterly profits? How about a punch to the jaw instead, fool?!

And while corporate honchos might not walk around with big metal chains and sharpened shanks as their weapon of choice, they certainly find ways to hold their own in the inter-office rumbles. This Punch mug not only delivers the kick of caffeine you so desperately need, but also provides an excellent alternative to brass knuckles for any snotty PR employees.

People say that the world population is reaching epidemic numbers. This might be true, but imagine how many more little people there would be crawling around if so many couples didn’t have fertility issues. Not to mention a lot more happy, yet stressed, parents.

Issues with fertility have luckily been getting a helping boost from the progress of technology. Medications and laboratory fertilization has totally changed the concept of getting pregnant. Though if you don’t want to grow your baby in a lab, there are other methods on the way to help before reaching that point. The DuoFertility USB Skin Patch could one day help millions of couples plan their newest addition to the family.

Is there anything you can’t buy on the Net? One of my friends and his wife are expecting their second child and after a bit of searching found a site that offers a DNA gender test. You can do the gender test 6 weeks after conception and everything is done remotely, this is my mate’s experience of it all:

After buying online a package arrived with instructions, due to the fact that its home based, accuracy can drop to 96% if you are not careful, therefore you must use a clean work surface and ensure NO males are in the room with the ‘mum to be’ who in our case had to do the test herself. (Not ideal especially when said ‘mother to be’ hates needles & blood)

You get 4 little spring blades that when activated should prick the end of your finger and you drip blood on to the test card without touching the card, you actually have to fill 3 circles which are about the size of a 2p each, it took almost an hour to do in our house! Not as easy as it seems from the website.

If you and your spouse have been trying for quite some time to conceive via the traditional method with no success, perhaps it is time to get some form of external aid. The whole wine, dine, and courting ritual receives some help in the form of the Conception Cap. The FDA has already approved this device, making it safe for personal use. The Conception Cap helps your wife conceive by dispatching the fruit of your loins as close to the uterus as possible, making light the sperm-destroying aspects during the act of copulation.

Take a look at this lovely red cushion. Cute isn’t it. But what is it for I hear you ask. Well without going into great detail (because I need to keep this article clean) it’s something for a couple to use at bed time.

I have seen these before and didn’t think much of them but the more I look at the pictures of what it can do, the more I want to try it out. It is used by the female but enhances pleasure for both parties.