The Patentee the very first toaster with a rotary basket

If you’d like the option of a bit more than just plain bread toasted in the morning, you might check out this design. It actually has a rotary basket built into it, which also means nice hot croissants and other breaded goodness that you can toss into the basket. With the basket itself, you can set an individual timer as to how long to keep it going. On the rest of the toaster, since the rotary is on the top, your bread has to go someplace else for your morning toast.
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2-Liter Bottle Pour Thing

The pizza is set out on the table, your buddies are all pumped for a long-night of poker, and you have to go and ruin it by spilling a bottle of soda all over the cards and the food. You and your clumsy hands never fail to drop the soda bottle. And up until this point you’ve been able to hide the reason why you always wait for someone else to pour for you.
This 2-Liter Bottle Pour Thing makes sure that you never have a nasty liquid spill again. To pour your drink without causing a mess, just place the bottle in the Thing and use two fingers to pour the soda. We imagine this can save some nasty spills from kids and small girly-handed men alike.
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The Trapdoor Toaster hopefully burns your toast less

I will never quite understand why designers feel the need to ‘redefine’ toasters. It browns bread people, not really exciting stuff. Although there are those bizarre ones who actually blacken their toast to a charred crisp and on purpose no less. Now that is exciting, well not exciting really but it’s at least interesting. The cool thing with this toaster, is even though it features a completely new design, it’s not just a concept. This one is actually being sold at place, with stuff. I know, I was shocked too.
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Gin & Titonic: Celebrating Tragedy Since 1912

Leonardo Decaprio is not amused. That snobby Kate Winslet is too busy swimming in pools of cash to care. And everyone else just loves the wit of a disaster being patronized for cash. And really, what’s not to love about the death of hundreds of people? Other than the whole death and people part.
Celebrating disaster since 1912, the Gin & Titonic kit is all you need to create your own mini-Titanic disaster right in the comfort of your own alcohol. Use real live sea monkeys as passengers for extra points. Included in the design are miniature ocean liners and icebergs which are the perfect size for simulating the horror of human tragedy from the comfort of your home.
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The Pop-O-Matic Jukebox is lacking in tunes
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This cruel and unusual popcorn maker is excessively deceiving and did I mention cruel? With it looking like a jukebox as it is, you would hope it would at least have speakers and a spot to plug in your iPod. However, all it does is sit there and pop you popcorn. I have a microwave for that function and it doesn’t even take up extra space. As cool as this Pop-O-Matic is, we all know where it would end up in our kitchen. That really deep dark spooky cabinet where you put the small appliances you rarely use.
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The Zing Food Fight Spoon: Coolest Gadget Since The Spork?

Once the first spoonful of corn starts flying, forget about it, you’re on your way to a full-fledged food fight. And you know what they say. It’s always better to be prepared. Our recommendation? For every meal you sit down to, you must have a Zing! spoon on standby.
You never know when some little punk is going to get a little to excited about gobbling down his Jello. All it takes is one fling for a rage packed food brawl to unleash in your local cafeteria or delicatessen. The Zing! is a great tool to have handy. A spring-loaded spoon, ready for those far food launches you’ll need to survive the art of the food fight.
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Jewel Ice Cube Tray: Because diamonds are too expensive

My girlfriend refuses to marry me until I can save up enough cash to get her a decent sized diamond engagement ring. I’ve thought about trying to sneak a cubic zorconia under her eyes, but something tells me she would know. Women have a built-in diamond radar or something, I swear. It’s science.
While I sure as hell don’t have the financial know-how to budget myself for the amount of savings I would need for diamonds, there’s another little gadget that my girl might like just for fun. Her love of diamonds and jewels is evident. So why not give her what she wants with something like this Jewel Ice Tray?
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Aquavac Electronic Tea Towel Busts Germs in the Kitchen

I once heard a comedian talk about the miscellaneous cloth that people have in their kitchens. It’s usually hung on the handle of the refrigerator or oven door, and it gets used for everything. You can wipe spills with it, clean off excess water, even wipe kid’s nose. Then when it’s time to eat an apple, we usually wipe it clean with the very same cloth.
Apparently that comedian wasn’t the only one to have noticed this obvious problem of spreading bacteria in the kitchen. Fortunately, an inventor who is graduating from De Monfort University in Leicaster has developed a high-tech replacement alternative for kitchen cloths.
His invention is called the Aquavac, and it is designed to clean up wet and dry messes. It will also dry hands and crockery. The Aquavac is designed with certain polymers that contain anti-bacterial substances, making it dishwasher safe and completely hygienic.
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