Join Crappiest Gift Ideas
Here’s a few gift ideas for those with a sense of humor, really bad wind or just a crap friend.
Pull My Finger Fart Finger Pen – $1.99
This pen is a real beauty. This is a real working pen and also delivers one of 5 fart sounds if someone pulls the end.
The Pull My Finger Fart Finger Pen is available from Hepkat Provisioners for $1.99.
Do you miss that feeling of opening gift boxes during your childhood? Always excited about what it could possibly be. Now you can relive those feelings with PrankPlace’s Box Of Crap! Inside each box is at least $50 worth of merchandise for you and your family or friends to enjoy. And, best of all, it’s only 5 BUCKS!
The $5 Box of Crap is available from Prank Place for $54.99.
Plays a medley of Christmas tunes, including Jingle Bells, Santa is Comin’ to Town, and We Wish you a Merry Christmas, as the paper pulls from the roll. Miniature device installs undetected, serenades the unsuspecting. Batteries incuded.S!
The Singing Toilet Paper is available from Taylor Gifts for $5.98.
Crap Jokes Toilet Paper Roll – $7.98
The ultimate toilet paper for those who enjoy sit-down humor as much as stand-up comedy! Collection of jokes printed on a roll of toilet paper guaranteed to bring laughs to the smallest room in the house.
The Crap Jokes Toilet Paper Roll is available from CloseoutZone for $7.98.
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit! or shout, Bullshit detected, take precautions! over a wailing siren. No friend, relative, teacher, or colleague will dare to bullshit you again after setting off the bullshit alarm.
The Bullsh*t Button is available from Amazon for $9.97.
As seen on Howard Stern. You can now FART wherever and whenever you’d like. This is your chance to impress or gross out your friends and family. This is the new and improved fart machine! The fart machine makes 15 new different fart sounds (SOUNDS SO REAL!!). Fart Machine has boom box technology…what is this?? Well let’s just say these fart noises can’t sound any more real! It has 2 pieces – the remote transmitter (battery included) and the speaker which requires one 9 volt battery (not included) Remote works through walls and can range up to 100 feet!!! Use it anywhere… at parties, school, movies, office, in a baby’s diaper or in the Thanksgiving Turkey! Hide the sound box, then press the remote control at the appropriate time to “let it rip”!
The Remote Fart Machine is available from Amazon for $11.16.
Oh how cute – a little plush dog in his underpants! He’s adorable until you press on his paw, that is. Frank Farter is a gross little pup who apparently ate too many beans last night because he can’t stop making farting noises and apologizing for his ultra gassy-ness
The Frank the Farter is available from Prank Place for $12.98.
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet? This silly toilet-shaped mug holds up to 12oz of your favorite hot beverage and will make your co-workers do a double take. The hand painted Toilet Mug makes a great gag gift for any coffee or tea lover, and will gross out anyone who has a weak stomach.
The Toilet Mug is available from Prank Place for $12.98.
Flushing Sound Toilet Clock – $24.98
Flushing sound toilet clock adds a little humor to your day. Toilet seat shaped clock will make you laugh when you hear its flushing sound… on the hour
The Flushing Sound Toilet Clock is available from Taylor Gifts for $24.98.
Automatic Deodorizing Toilet Seat – $129.95
This is the toilet seat that immediately suppresses bathroom odors by deodorizing the ambient air. As you sit on the seat, a whisper-quiet fan passes air through a replaceable carbon filter that absorbs odors, and is then freshened with one of two included fragrance modules, infused with pleasing, natural extracts, including Jasmine/Lavender and Citrus/Eucalyptus. The carbon filter deodorizes for six months and the fragrance module freshens for one month.
The Automatic Deodorizing Toilet Seat is available from Hammacher for $129.95.
Eviltron for the really diabolical minded
Love teasing your fellow cubicle mates at the office? How about scaring the pants of those who are weak-hearted and yet work late into the night all alone? The Eviltron from ThinkGeek fits the bill berfectly.
This fiendishly small device features six creepy sound choices perfect for frightening your “friends” and co-workers. Simply choose your favorite sound (or use the random mode), place it in a dark hiding spot and watch the madness begin. Perfectly suitable for dorm, office and home use. Or try putting it in someone’s car – that gets them every time.
Among the sounds available include some unsettling creaking, unidentifiable scratching sounds, gasping last breaths, a sinister child laughing and an eerie whisper of “Hey, can you hear me?” – turn on the Random Mode if you’re going to have some real fun. Retailing for $9.99 each, it will be able to last for slightly more than a month of continuous use.
Gadget gum to keep geeks occupied
For those who follow soccer (that’s football for the rest of the world), one would realize that managers, especially the uber famous Sir Alex Ferguson, tend to chew on gum when following their team’s games. Well, this could be due to him wanting to have the freshest breath possible while giving his players the famous hairdryer treatment at half-time when their team is down by a goal, or to provide reporters some relief from bad breath in the post-game interview. Geeks are not left out, as you can see via these digital candy gum that comes in a variety of form factors including a DVD, portable gaming equipment as well as keyboards and mice. These are definitely much more delicious to chew on compared to the real gadget, but both probably contain a similar amount of nutritional value (I’m being sarcastic here).
Product Page via Nerd Approved
Buzzing mosquito light sensitive sound box
The mosquito is one of the most hated insects for many of us, and the incessant buzzing during the night could drive any sane person mad as one tries to catch some shuteye, especially for those who have had a particularly rough day and just want to escape into dreamland where there are no nagging bosses and pressing deadlines to meet. If you don’t have a heart and love to tease your room mate or sleeping partner just for a bit, how about fixing this light activated sound box near his/her bed? Needless to say, it operates whenever the light is turned off for maximum and realistic effect. Who would have thought that £4.99 could actually net you so much fun and laughter…
Japanese Novel Written on Toilet Paper
With the many e-book readers that flood the market today, it isn’t hard to believe that we will be a paperless society in the next few decades. Pretty soon, the only paper we will be using regularly is toilet paper.
So I guess it is no surprise that Japanese novelist Koji Suzuki has chosen to print his novel on toilet paper. Actually, I’m not certain whether Mr. Suzuki made the choice, or if the publicity department at his publishing house was really itching for a new marketing idea.
I honestly don’t think that Koji Suzuki needs any fancy gimmick to sell his works. If you never heard of this author, then you might have heard of a 2002 horror movie called The Ring. Yes, he wrote the book that the Gore Verbinski movie is based on. By the way, that movie was a remake of a Japanese movie Ringu.
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Superheroes need gadgets too
We all know about superheroes and how they have abilities that we’d love to own, although as at this point of time, it is still physically impossible for homo sapiens to be anything more than…human. There is no homo superior in sight, and none of us will be able to read another person’s mind anytime soon, while being exposed to gamma radiation will probably send us six feet under before we even end up being mean and green, wearing torn purple pants as a fashion statement. Take a look at all our astronauts – the spacesuits they wear must be pretty effective to keep those nasty cosmic rays out that resulted in the creation of Fantastic Four. As envious as we all might be of these superheroes found in the fictional world, does that mean they have no use for today’s gadgets? I’ve taken some time out from elaborating further on selected gizmos for the moment and concentrate on what superheroes will find useful in gadgets of today despite their apparent superiority over us regular Joes. Head on after the jump to know more. The last part is slightly NSFW, so you might want to be a bit careful with that.
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George Bush Toilet Brush
George Bush has certainly been the butt of many a joke throughout his tenure as President of the USA, and there has been no shortage of collectibles depicting his presidency as well. Here’s one of them – the George Bush Toilet Brush that, according to the product description, “the build up from the rest of his reign might be impossible to clean up.” This is one funny political gag collectible – pity the item has been discontinued by the manufacturer so make sure you can land one of these puppies for $19.95 before it goes out of office, to put it succinctly.
The Simpsons Poke Fun at Apple
For almost twenty years, The Simpsons has been poking fun at American culture. Last Sunday, they satirized three things that are a long time coming: Apple, iPods, and Steve Jobs.
To protect themselves from copyrights, The Simpsons called the Apple store a “Mapple store”, substituted “My” for every “i” on the most well-known Apple products, and even had an appearance by Steve Mobs (do I need to explain the joke here?).
Since a picture says a thousand words, I definitely invite readers to check out a clip of the episode (“Mypods and Broomsticks”) after the jump. What the clip doesn’t show is when Lisa gets her first MyPod bill that is over $1,000.
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