Gadget Humor
Musical Keyboard Tie
Are you already the livewire at your own and other peoples’ parties? Well, you might want to spruce things up even more with the Musical Keyboard Tie, don’t you think so? The name of this particular techie piece of accessory says it all – and it would make the perfect gift for the musically inclined. This unique necktie will feature touch sensitive keys that is capable of playing 8 different notes. It fastens around your neck with a rather comfortable cord to boot, and just in case you do not want to “surprise” the office by dozing off with it as a pillow, setting off a cacaphony of notes by accident, there is always the On/Off switch that you can manipulate.
The Musical Keyboard Tie is going to cost you $13.98, but no promises that you won’t be the laugh (instead of life) of the party this coming Halloween. Are you game enough to wear something this wacky to the office?
Canon EOS 7D piggy bank
For professional photographers, there is no better feeling than unboxing a spanking new lens to go along with the powerful camera body that you own. Well, for those who are pinching themselves for nabbing a deal on eBay for the Canon EOS 7D with EF 70-200mm lens at a low, low price of $36, you might want to be a bit more wary when the package arrives at your doorstep. Why so, you ask? Well, it could be because the seller has duped you by sending you a piggy bank instead.
Yes sir, there might just be unscrupulous eBay sellers out there who are willing to ruin their reputation for a quick buck (or rather, 36), fooling folks into thinking that the entire camera with a new lens is going for an insanely low price. Well, on the bright side, you end up with a piggy bank that reminds you there is no short cut to getting a good deal. Thieves who are spying on your expensive camera gear might just get duped into thinking this is the real deal though, but that’s going to be extremely rare.
Gmail Motion- Write your E-mails with Body Movement
So many thing have changed over the years, computers are leaps and bounds ahead of what they were in the beginning, but since the advent of e-mail, the way it has been composed has stayed exactly the same, until now…
Google explains that the mouse and keyboard were invented before the Internet even existed. Since then, countless technological advancements have allowed for much more efficient human computer interaction. Why then do we continue to use outdated technology? Introducing Continue reading » Gmail Motion — now you can control Gmail with your body. Gmail Motion- Write your E-mails with Body Movement
Dr. Freuds Therapy Ball – “Go to Your Happy Placeť”
It’s probably no surprise to anyone that I’m not quite right. Anyone that actually knows me, can certainly substantiate in a million ways just how, let’s call it “different” I am from say… oh, the rest of all mankind. That being said, they are my friends, and like me, because of, or maybe in spite of, whatever it is that my parents did to me as a child. Don’t get me wrong, they are the most wonderful loving parents, that being said, whatever the heck is wrong with me, is their fault.
Enter Dr. Freud’s Therapy ball, gone are the days when one must make it to scheduled appointments and pay ridiculous fees at the therapists office, and let’s face it, those appointments are never when you REALLY need to talk to someone, like in the middle of the night when you’re hearing the voices again, and this time there telling you your pet turtle is evil. This Magic 8 type ball responds to your concerns and confessions with impartial,yet engaged objectivity. You need to simply shake this black plastic ball and then read over twenty different responses such as ”How did that make you feel?” or ‘Talk about your mother.” Continue reading » Dr. Freuds Therapy Ball – “Go to Your Happy Placeť”
Wake Up with a Stripper?
Okay, I have always had male friends, so I have been privy to more “man stories” than I would care to recount. While I have always enjoyed being one of the boys, some stuff took a while for me to understand. I would never tell them, but there are definitely some boy things that I could have been happier not knowing, but now that I get it, I’m sorry to bring to your attention, the Pole Dancer Alarm Clock.
Here’s a chance to wake up to a buxom bikini-clad blonde spinning and twirling seductively around a pole as ba-chika-chika-ba music plays and cool colored lights flash on and off, she may be made of plastic, just like most… oh never mind. To hear it told most men don’t care what their woman are made of.
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Blinking Eyes add some spook to your living room
Ever experienced moments where you felt as though a pair of eyes were checking you out, only to turn around and not see anything? Well, perhaps someone somewhere has placed the Blinking Eyes right behind your back.
The name of this unique ÂŁ24.99 purchase is pretty much self-explanatory, as they will blink for an added effect. Coming in a comical form factor that is rather similar to that of what you see in the daily funnies (Garfield eyes, actually), they can be stuck onto your fridge, car, or computer screen.
They will synchronize with one another when turned on, blinking at apparently random intervals in an extremely human manner. Of course, there’s no telling how they would react if you poke them with your fingers ala The Three Stooges. Each purchase will come with a variety of cut-out accessories for added personality, not to mention suction cups and hooks that can be attached to just about any surface.
Refrigerator Upgrade Magnet
You know that times are hard economically at the moment (as it has been for the past few years), so purchasing a new fridge for the family is basically out of the question. What happens when your kids bug you to do so, saying that their friends’ houses come with those fancy ice and water dispensers on outside of the fridge, while you still have to do it the old fashioned way – filling up an ice tray with water and waiting for a few hours? Well, good thing Perpetual Kid has something in store for that problem in the form of a visual solution – the Refrigerator Upgrade Magnet. Yup, it is a magnet that was specially designed to look like the real deal, including some special options such as Frozen Yogurt, Nacho Cheese, and Chicken Wings for that added touch of laughter. At $7.99 a pop, it will surely elicit some laughs, but it might build up resentment in your little ones, too.
Mood Swing Lip Gloss
We’ve seen the phenomenon known as Mood Rings back in our younger days, but what about the Mood Swing Lip Gloss? This is one lip gloss that men won’t mind buying for their other halves – after all, I am sure that many of us have suffered the wrath of a sudden mood change in women, where we are deemed to be insensitive boorish neanderthals for not knowing how they feel like. Thanks to the Mood Swing Lip Gloss, it comes with a color chart that lets you predict what your woman is feeling right now, giving you at least a fighting chance to not get stepped all over verbally (and in some cases, physically). It has a color range that changes from clear to deep crimson.
Source: Gizmodiva
