This Bacon Grill makes the only food we care about
While the craze for buying products that are bacon flavored, scented, and shaped has ended, we still eat it. You would think we would get tired of it, but salty, fatty, greasy food will always be around, and bacon is the perfect cross-section of all three. You can make bacon in the oven or on the stove, but do you have your very own kitchen appliance just for this tasty pork treat?
If you love bacon to the point that going a couple days without makes you a little crazy, first of all, you have an addiction. Second of all, you’re an adult, and can be addicted to salt-laden fatty meat if you want, so go ahead and buy yourself the Nostalgia Bacon Express Grill. This looks like a streamlined toaster, but is in fact a geometric upside-down U-shaped grill that will let you cook bacon without constant supervision.
It’s capable of cooking 6 strips of regular or thick-cut bacon in minutes, and thanks to the vertical cooking design the grease drips down into a tray to be saved or tossed easily. There’s back-lit dial that with a timer that will let you choose how crispy you’d like your bacon to be. The handles are always cool to the touch, so you don’t have to worry about burning yourself when opening up this magical chest of treasures. This is a $39.99 purchase that will take a couple months to ship, likely due to the demand for happiness in life.
Available for purchase on Amazon