The Seven Person Tricycle – must shed pride to ride
Do you have an inordinate amount of money and the will to spend it on things that make you laugh? Do you also happen to have six friends that you spend all of your time with, and wish that even getting to and from places was a group effort? On top of all that, are you completely devoid of any care about what others may think of you?
If all of the above describes you to a “T”, then the Seven Person Tricycle is going to be the greatest purchase you will ever make in your life. This will allow you to sit in a round-table conference-style setting while you all awkwardly pedal. There is only one seat that will allow you to control the dual independent hydraulic brake systems. This keeps safe from dust and dirt thanks to a completely covered drivetrain, and all the pedaling will power the two front headlights.
All of the seats can be adjusted to accommodate each rider, to make sure that everyone is comfortable while you all pedal effortlessly. With that many people putting their feet to the pedal, you’re really not going to have to try very hard. Where you’ll be able to ride this without knocking people off the road as you go, I literally have no idea. This will cost you $20,000, and some measure of pride I’m sure. If you think they are trying to market this bike seriously, please follow the link provided below, and watch the promotional video. It has all the joy and beauty of a Disney movie.
Available for purchase on Hammacher