Star Wars Darth Vader Toaster burns an everlasting image – in your toast
I am rather confident that many of us are more than excited about the upcoming new Star Wars movie, although it does feel as though it is still a long, long time to wait. In the mean time, you can always help drum up any kind of excitement with the $14.95 Star Wars Darth Vader Toaster, making it an essential part of your morning as the image of the Dark Lord of the Sith is literally burned into your toast – and who knows, perhaps sear your consciousness even further?
You can now butter your toast on the literal “Dark Side”, so to speak, with the Star Wars Darth Vader Toaster. This is another example of how one ought not to underestimate the power of the Dark Side of the Force. Each slice of bread that is put into this toaster will emerge with a branded Star Wars logo, and you need not worry about being accused of using a bootleg device, since the Star Wars Darth Vader Toaster happens to be an officially licensed product and will boast of three darkness settings for you to choose from. The image of Darth Vader’s helmet would help you go to the office in the right frame of mind – to do your very best, lest you get your life choked out of you through Vader’s displeasure.