Toasted Selfies brings vanity to a whole new level
We can’t help but scrutinize our own features. Ever since we’ve had access to a mirror and an understanding that our face and hair combination looks better on some days rather than others, we’ve been looking at ourselves in any reflective surface we can find. That could be why there’s been such a rise in selfies as of late.
If you just love your face so much that you wish you could include it in more aspects of your day, then why not burn your face onto some toast? The Toasted Selfies is a surefire way to make your family think you’re full of yourself. If you have a picture of your face that you’re really fond of, then you can pay $75 to get a custom toaster that will burn that same picture into every piece of bread that goes into it. It even comes with a full color water peel decal of your chosen photo on the side.
You can pick an accent color for the primarily white toaster to be blue, red, yellow, green, or powder (white?). You’ll need to make sure your image is nothing under 150k, and will have to wait a week for your custom toaster to be created. Seeing that you’ll be spending a lot of money on this toaster, make sure it’s either a really great picture of you, or of your enemy so that you can never forget to seek out revenge upon them for all eternity. This could be a really great and weird gag gift, but it’s a tad too expensive for a couple of laughs.
Available for purchase on burntimpressions