Remember Rings – Better than a String Tied to your Finger!

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Everyone knows that the worst thing a man can forget is his anniversary, and here’s a gadget that’s here to help. Check out Remember Rings, designed for the guy that want’s to keep himself out of the doghouse, Remember Rings are specially designed to provide your man with a gentle reminder of your special day. Exactly 24 hours before the day arrives, the Hot Spot™ on the interior surface of your Remember Ring heats up to around 120º F for about 10 seconds, and your man’s special ring will continue to warm up every hour, on the hour, all day long!

It’s important to note that Remember Ring will only get hot enough to cause discomfort, but not quite hot enough to burn, I’m not sure this is a plus. If I need to buy my husband a ring to remind him of our wedding day, I’d like that sucker to fry his finger at least a little bit.  Your betrothed’s new Remember Ring is also maintenance free (unlike your hubby) By using a micro thermopile, the Remember Ring converts the heat emanating from your hand into electricity, and that keeps the battery charged, and the microchip clock running perpetually.

So if you’re about to marry a guy that you suspect might not be the remembering kind, you can save him, and yourself, a heap of heartache. Just specify your wedding date when you order, and the ring will arrive pre-programmed. Imagine, nothing to worry about until your anniversary! The Remember ring is water proof and impact resistant, comes in several different finishes, and is available for pre-order from alaskajewelry.com Prices start at around 760 bucks. Sure, it’s a lot more money than a 3 million volt cattle prod, but it’s a whole lot less expensive than a good divorce lawyer.

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HiHat Says: April 27, 2014 at 10:51 am

This is an April Fool’s joke, right? For around $730 less, you can purchase a pocket voice recorder with alarms you can set to remind you of upcoming events.

The pocket recorder may not look as good as the ring, but it costs much less and does a heck of a lot more…

Julie Says: April 29, 2014 at 4:02 pm

Very true HiHat, but remember… this is replacing a wedding ring, so in the long run not such a bad deal… and quite the conversation piece! it’s REAL!

HiHat Says: April 29, 2014 at 4:22 pm

Oh, I see — it’s a wedding ring that automatically reminds you of your anniversary. Okay, that makes some sense… I’m afraid I didn’t read your original article very carefully, Julie; I apologize — I thought this was an all-purpose reminder device in the form of a smart ring.

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