Doctor Who R/C Flying TARDIS lacks the necessary sound effects
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s the $59.99 Doctor Who R/C Flying TARDIS! Doctor Who fans will definitely be able to identify with this remote controlled toy, especially when it comes in the form factor of the beloved TARDIS. In fact, this has been touted to be the world’s smallest flying TARDIS, and who am I to argue against that particular claim? Apart from that, this also happens to be an officially licensed Doctor Who merchandise, so you have nothing to worry about when it comes to being accused of purchasing a bootleg product.
There is one major drawback, however, as you would need to provide the *vworp vworp* noises yourself. Yes sir, this tiny 3” TARDIS is more than capable of sneaking its way around your home or office, where you navigate it carefully using an IR controller. It is capable of managing vertical takeoffs and landings, so there is no need to clear the meeting room table as a runway. The law of diminishing returns apply here though, as the Doctor Who R/C Flying TARDIS will require 30 minutes of charging time in exchange for approximately 6 minutes of continuous play time.