Wake Up Vibe – Is that an Alarm Clock in your Pants?
It’s no secret to anyone that I am not a morning person. I have to set alarms, and back-up alarms, just to make sure I’m up when I need to be. Birds singing and the sun rising bring me no joy whatsoever. I can only imagine what it would be like to actually look forward to the morning… could this next gadget do the trick?
Check out Wake-up Vibe, It’s a kind of alarm clock / vibrator hybrid that you can set, nestle it in your underpants, and when morning comes, so do… ah, never mind. I’m guessing you get the idea. Simply set the alarm to the appropriate time, and choose between 6 different vibrating patterns. Then, place the device in your panties. (don’t worry, its thin, and ergonomically designed to hug a woman’s curves, and stay in place) and wait to be roused from sleep with a nice buzzzzz.
The folks that make the Wake-up Vibe warn that use of it may be addicting, and if you have no need for an alarm, simply set the device to manual mode, and you can, um… wake yourself up anytime you want to. The entire device is covered in high quality silicone, and is completely sealed in order to keep it clean and hygienic. The Wake-up Vibe has intuitive controls, and a digital display, that allows you to easily set the tone of your Wake-up experience.
Available in pink, black or purple, the Wake-up Vibe comes with a rechargeable battery, and the appropriate plugs for use all over the world. You can find out where to get yours, for only around 79 bucks at wakeupvibe.com, now I have to go, I have a very important meeting in the morning…