Zombie Head Bowling Balls – Got my Head in the Gutter!
Zombies have been around for an awfully long time, but I’m not exactly sure when these guys made it to the “popular” table. Everywhere I look I’m reminded of the pending Zombie apocalypse. So I have food and water saved, a goodly supply of Zombie stopper bullets and am strongly considering a moat around my house… what else can I do?
How about Zombie bowling? Assuming actual zombie heads won’t be readily available in the coming months, I can still satisfy the primal urge to include a beloved zombie in my life with a new Zombie Head Bowling Ball. No longer will I bowl in obscurity, when I arrive with my Zombie Head in hand, the leagues will take notice.
Each of these polyester, high gloss finish balls comes with a disturbingly awesome, extremely detailed zombie depiction, complete with blood, copious amounts of ooze, and vacant staring, as well as neatly marked finger hole placements that are strategically located in, or near, nostrils, eyes or mouths! Very nice.
Easier to deal with than your average zombie head, these gruesome balls come with a 2 year warranty, and are available in sizes 10, 12, 14, 15 and 16… and while I have to admit that I haven’t been bowling since I was 12, I desperately want a Zombie Head Bowling Ball and if you want to add some “life” to your game, check out amazon.com but please, don’t rent the shoes… cause then you’ll have the feet of the undead too. Prices start around 90 bucks.