Kaos Cyclops Water Balloon Launcher
Yes, instead of letting your kids spend all of their waking time cooped up indoors, how about introducing them to something different? This is where the $11.99 Kaos Cyclops Water Balloon Launcher comes in handy, where you can introduce them to the fun of a water balloon fight, while you hold an obvious advantage (apart from your tactical nous that you have picked up from your gaming experience all this while) thanks to the Kaos Cyclops Water Balloon Launcher. Capable of launching water balloons over 100 feet, make sure you have a strong flinging arm to induce maximum splatter.
Each purchase will come with 50 biodegradable water balloons to get you started right off the bat, and you need not worry about those balloons remaining around for thousands of years after you end up as worm food, as they will biodegrade accordingly. If you have a handful of kids around, then it would be best to purchase a few of these to make sure everyone does not complain to their parents that Uncle Jim from down the road bullies children.