Inflatable Lake Slide
I don’t suppose you own a lake, but if you do and you absolutely loathe fishing, then you ought to seriously consider getting the $499.95 Inflatable Lake Slide from Hammacher. After all, this inflatable slide will usher in a summer of fun, considering how it can be quickly attached to a lakeside dock or landing in order to deliver exhilarating descents of hyperactive kids and adults right into the water. Using reinforced PVC as the material of choice, it is capable of handling plenty of wear and tear, defying abrasions in the process, while being specially coated for UV protection so that it does not deteriorate even when placed under the sun for long periods of time.
The slide’s 9′-long gliding surface will be reinforced by a couple of air chambers which will center riders en route to total immersion. Just make sure your dock is secured between 12″ to 30″ high from the water in order for it to work. As long as you do not tip the scales at 200 lbs. in weight, then you are good to go, although I cannot promise that you will not end up with chaffs to your skin if it is not properly lubricated with water beforehand.
More info over at Hammacher.