Portal 2 Life-Size Inflatable Sentry Turret


Aperture Labs has something special lined up for all of you Portal 2 fans – we are talking about a $24.99 Portal 2 Life-Size Inflatable Sentry Turret, where it can be inflated up to 40″ of protective goodness. After all, you being a person full of hot air, would be able to huff and puff your way through this inflatable Sentry Turret in a jiffy, no? After all, with austerity measures being introduced across different governments and corporations worldwide, it would make sense that such Sentry Turrets take on a more portable and convenient method of transportation – as they can be deflated when not in use.

You can position it just about anywhere that you want it to protect, although its main function will probably be as effective as that of a scarecrow – meaning, it works only once (or never), until someone figures out that there is no ammo at all with this. This is where you will need to practice your best rendition of “Target acquired” if you were to send folks scurrying around in fear.

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