Dead On Annihilator Superhammer


Who would have thought that such a simple comic book character like Superman is capable of being so long lasting, even with such a simple naming convention? I guess when you apply the superlative “super” to an object, it automatically gets elevated to unprecedented levels of greatness. With the $39.99 Dead On Annihilator Superhammer however, you would do well to keep this in the shopping shortlist for the upcoming Father’s Day or as a birthday present for the man in your life. Not only is it useful to function as a hammer, it also pulls, pries, bashes, smashes, and can open bottles to boot!

For folks who have long been preparing for a zombie apocalypse, then the Dead On Annihilator Superhammer also proves to be useful – although it has yet to be tried and tested simply because there are no zombies hanging around at the moment. There is a spike that is mounted at the bottom, allowing it to pierce the skull of a walker like a spork through pudding. As for its claw, it is enough to lodge in a fetid rotting eye-socket, although some maniacs might actually use this as their murder weapon of choice. I shudder at the thought…

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