Star Wars Darth Vader Lightsaber Umbrella
Lightsabers are weapons for a more civilized age, at least according to Obi-Wan Kenobi, but here is an interesting amalgamation should the Jedi walk among us in the 21st century. The £39.99 Star Wars Darth Vader Lightsaber Umbrella would come in handy to fend off this pesky thing called rain. Imagine if Obi-Wan had this while he dueled with Jango Fett on the planet on the planet Kamino – not only would he have concealed his weapon while keeping himself dry at first, I am sure the material used in his umbrella might be strong enough to function as a shield. What we have now is the Darth Vader version, where it measures 1.2 meters in length and comes with the iconic lightsaber handle.
The 100% black nylon canopy will ensure you remain dry even when it pours, and hopefully the wind does not act up too bad. You can also opt to add your own vhzzhhing, wuhmming sound effects should the Jedi in you start to act up. This is an officially licensed Star Wars umbrella, and is yet another path for George Lucas and his estate to earn all the more money.