Subzero Warm Breath Balaclava
I don’t know about you, but seeing this $79.95 Subzero Warm Breath Balaclava just makes me want to shout, “Mortal Kombatttt!!!” and firing up the iconic soundtrack while I start practising my Fatality moves as Subzero, the undead ninja in the beat ‘em up. Don a yellow suit and you have the license to “Get over here!”, while putting on a green suit and you end up being another speechless ninja known as Reptile. Too bad the Subzero Warm Breath Balaclava has no references to the classic violent video game, but rather, it is meant to facilitate comfortable breathing by humidifying and warming up the winter air.
A special ventilation chamber will sit within the integrated mask, letting you inhale full, unhindered breaths while trapping a small amount of heated, humid exhalation. As a result, you will be able to enjoy a comfortable, fully oxygenated “microclimate” inside the mask, where it will boast humidity of up to 80% higher as well as temperatures up to 60° F warmer compared to the chilly air on the outside. One size fits all, or so the product description says – hopefully that’s true for Bruce Banner.