Million Volt Stun Baton looks like a cane
by Mark R
This is the Zap Cane, and it is exactly as its name implies, a cane that zaps people.
According to my Source, this zap cane can deliver a shock of one million volts. I have no idea if that is enough to kill a person, but it certainly sounds like it. Then again, I’ve heard that it isn’t the volts that kill you, it is the amps. If this cane delivered one million watts, it could almost power the DeLorean from Back to the Future.
I realize that last sentence is getting pretty flighty, but look at this thing! It is like something out of a spy movie! This is what John Steed should be carrying instead of an umbrella. Assuming that James Bond would ever get old, then this would be his cane.
The Zap Cane is adjustable from 32 to 36 inches, and it can support about 250 pounds. By the way, there is a built-in LED flashlight that I am assuming is powered by whatever million volt battery would be in the Zap Cane.
Speaking of power, what on earth can power the Zap Cane? There must be some sort of outlet connected to a generator. Oh, just a word of warning: don’t use it if it raining. One lean in a puddle, and zap. I’m just kidding (or am I?)