USB Itching Removal Instrument
I don’t have even the faintest idea how well an electronic itch remover might actually work, but as many bug bites as I have gotten this year, I’ll try absolutely anything. I have already managed to acquire 25 chigger bites on my ankles and once those finally faded I managed to get some very red mystery bites on my leg. The biting insects are apparently loving me this year. If they’d allow me to see them I’d be sure to show them a little love right back with the bottom of my shoe. Those of you that are feeling particularly itchy this summer, perhaps you’re desperate enough to give this USB solution a try. Hey, it’s worth a shot.
It does mean that you aren’t using any chemicals to get rid of the itch, which is a comforting thought. It has electronic and optical spectrum technology that is supposed to get rid of the itch without any adverse effects on your body. Now should you be away from your USB port, you can also pop in 4 AAA batteries to keep it running. Truthfully it just seems odd to swipe a gadget across those bites, but at $15 a piece it might be worth checking out. You can pick it up through USB Brando.