Who says you cannot be a bad guy and yet have fun? The Romulan Corkscrew is evidence of that, as you down bottle after bottle of Romulan ale, using this lovely chrome and steel corkscrew which is shaped after a Romulan Raptop starship. Bear in mind that this is a ThinkGeek exclusive and is also officially licensed, so you can be sure that no Trekkie is going to pooh-pooh you for using some form of fake merchandise. Great for piercing open bottles of wine and beer. You can satiate your thirst for alcohol with this $19.99 Romulan corkscrew.