Crappiest Gift Ideas


Here’s a few gift ideas for those with a sense of humor, really bad wind or just a crap friend.

Pull My Finger Fart Finger Pen – $1.99

Pull My Finger Fart Finger Pen

This pen is a real beauty. This is a real working pen and also delivers one of 5 fart sounds if someone pulls the end.

The Pull My Finger Fart Finger Pen is available from Hepkat Provisioners for $1.99.


$5 Box of Crap – $54.99

$5 Box of Crap

Do you miss that feeling of opening gift boxes during your childhood? Always excited about what it could possibly be. Now you can relive those feelings with PrankPlace’s Box Of Crap! Inside each box is at least $50 worth of merchandise for you and your family or friends to enjoy. And, best of all, it’s only 5 BUCKS!

The $5 Box of Crap is available from Prank Place for $54.99.


Singing Toilet Paper – $5.98

Singing Toilet Paper

Plays a medley of Christmas tunes, including Jingle Bells, Santa is Comin’ to Town, and We Wish you a Merry Christmas, as the paper pulls from the roll. Miniature device installs undetected, serenades the unsuspecting. Batteries incuded.S!

The Singing Toilet Paper is available from Taylor Gifts for $5.98.


Crap Jokes Toilet Paper Roll – $7.98

Crap Jokes Toilet Paper Roll

The ultimate toilet paper for those who enjoy sit-down humor as much as stand-up comedy! Collection of jokes printed on a roll of toilet paper guaranteed to bring laughs to the smallest room in the house.

The Crap Jokes Toilet Paper Roll is available from CloseoutZone for $7.98.


Bullsh*t Button – $9.97

Bullsh*t Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit! or shout, Bullshit detected, take precautions! over a wailing siren. No friend, relative, teacher, or colleague will dare to bullshit you again after setting off the bullshit alarm.

The Bullsh*t Button is available from Amazon for $9.97.


Remote Fart Machine – $11.16

Remote Fart Machine

As seen on Howard Stern. You can now FART wherever and whenever you’d like. This is your chance to impress or gross out your friends and family. This is the new and improved fart machine! The fart machine makes 15 new different fart sounds (SOUNDS SO REAL!!). Fart Machine has boom box technology…what is this?? Well let’s just say these fart noises can’t sound any more real! It has 2 pieces – the remote transmitter (battery included) and the speaker which requires one 9 volt battery (not included) Remote works through walls and can range up to 100 feet!!! Use it anywhere… at parties, school, movies, office, in a baby’s diaper or in the Thanksgiving Turkey! Hide the sound box, then press the remote control at the appropriate time to “let it rip”!

The Remote Fart Machine is available from Amazon for $11.16.


Frank the Farter – $12.98

Frank the Farter

Oh how cute – a little plush dog in his underpants! He’s adorable until you press on his paw, that is. Frank Farter is a gross little pup who apparently ate too many beans last night because he can’t stop making farting noises and apologizing for his ultra gassy-ness

The Frank the Farter is available from Prank Place for $12.98.


Toilet Mug – $12.98

Toilet Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet? This silly toilet-shaped mug holds up to 12oz of your favorite hot beverage and will make your co-workers do a double take. The hand painted Toilet Mug makes a great gag gift for any coffee or tea lover, and will gross out anyone who has a weak stomach.

The Toilet Mug is available from Prank Place for $12.98.


Flushing Sound Toilet Clock – $24.98

Flushing Sound Toilet Clock

Flushing sound toilet clock adds a little humor to your day. Toilet seat shaped clock will make you laugh when you hear its flushing sound… on the hour

The Flushing Sound Toilet Clock is available from Taylor Gifts for $24.98.


Automatic Deodorizing Toilet Seat – $129.95

Automatic Deodorizing Toilet Seat

This is the toilet seat that immediately suppresses bathroom odors by deodorizing the ambient air. As you sit on the seat, a whisper-quiet fan passes air through a replaceable carbon filter that absorbs odors, and is then freshened with one of two included fragrance modules, infused with pleasing, natural extracts, including Jasmine/Lavender and Citrus/Eucalyptus. The carbon filter deodorizes for six months and the fragrance module freshens for one month.

The Automatic Deodorizing Toilet Seat is available from Hammacher for $129.95.


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