Comments on: X-BRAT automatically shoots targets, and is the beginning of the end http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20091127/xbrat-automatically-shoots-targets-beginning/ Playing with cool gadgets in the ongoing search for the Coolest Gadget Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:53:47 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: Ronnie Rubbernuts http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20091127/xbrat-automatically-shoots-targets-beginning/comment-page-1/#comment-404425 Ronnie Rubbernuts Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:07:11 +0000 http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/?p=34357#comment-404425 DUDES- THIS THINK HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE AWWWWWWEESSSSSOOOOOOOOOME!!!! However- I am fairly confident that the kid who built this is either: A.) Semi-Retarded B.) Not the inventor at all- but had his Chinese uncle make it for him- and is in fact FULLY RETARDED... WHY??? GOOD GOSH!!!! THE RETARD CAN'T SEEM to figure out that you need to like...at LEAST use a piece of friggin DUCT TAPE, GLUE, SPIT- W H A T E V E R!!!!! SO that the damn pellet bin doesn't KEEP FALLING OVER! Plus- in the other vid- retard gets SHOT himself, the proceeds to knock over the robot and spills the pellets ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE! HMMM... I think I'll invent something...yeah,,, I got an invention! You know what it is? It's a car. And a soda filled beverage! ANY BEVARAGE- WOW! Yes- a soda can- a crappy box-wine- a beer- whatever you want- heck- even a glass of orange juice! All you do- and this is a secret formula which we have developed. But we'll let you in on it! You just put the damn drink on the roof of your car! OR HOOD! Try to balance it on your antenna? (But it has to be cold out). NEXT....- DRIVE- preferably- drive reckless- like an IDIOT-. The can will become cooled by said air and... oh crap- the can would probably fall off. Back to the drawing board. HINT TO RETARD... 1. MY BEVARGE SITTING ON MY CAR + CAR THAT IS MOVING= BEVAREGE FALL OFF. Simply-er put (you'll think that's a word---tard! 2. My drink sitting on my car (= YOUR LITTLE PELLETS SITTING ON YOU ROBO-BUDDY's SHOULDER OR WHATEVER). 3. My car driving- fast and recklessly- with DRINK on top???? WELL...my robo-retard-ringmaster-flex... that = YOUR ROBOT WITH HIS AMMO JUST SITTING ON HIM- WITH NOTHING PREVENTING IT FROM SPILLING. 4. Me and you expecting an un-secured object to stay in place- while sitting on top of a moving object??? AHHH, YES! PURE RETARDATION! YOUR CHINESE UNCLE WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED! I'M JEALOUS!!! OHHHHH.... YOUR LITTLE PELLETS can. DUDES- THIS THINK HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE AWWWWWWEESSSSSOOOOOOOOOME!!!!

However- I am fairly confident that the kid who built this is either:

A.) Semi-Retarded

B.) Not the inventor at all- but had his Chinese uncle make it for him- and is in fact FULLY RETARDED…

WHY???

GOOD GOSH!!!! THE RETARD CAN’T SEEM to figure out that you need to like…at LEAST use a piece of friggin DUCT TAPE, GLUE, SPIT- W H A T E V E R!!!!! SO that the damn pellet bin doesn’t KEEP FALLING OVER! Plus- in the other vid- retard gets SHOT himself, the proceeds to knock over the robot and spills the pellets ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE! HMMM… I think I’ll invent something…yeah,,, I got an invention! You know what it is?

It’s a car. And a soda filled beverage! ANY BEVARAGE- WOW! Yes- a soda can- a crappy box-wine- a beer- whatever you want- heck- even a glass of orange juice! All you do- and this is a secret formula which we have developed. But we’ll let you in on it! You just put the damn drink on the roof of your car! OR HOOD! Try to balance it on your antenna? (But it has to be cold out).
NEXT….- DRIVE- preferably- drive reckless- like an IDIOT-. The can will become cooled by said air and… oh crap- the can would probably fall off. Back to the drawing board.

HINT TO RETARD…

1. MY BEVARGE SITTING ON MY CAR + CAR THAT IS MOVING= BEVAREGE FALL OFF.

Simply-er put (you’ll think that’s a word—tard!

2. My drink sitting on my car (= YOUR LITTLE PELLETS SITTING ON YOU ROBO-BUDDY’s SHOULDER OR WHATEVER).

3. My car driving- fast and recklessly- with DRINK on top???? WELL…my robo-retard-ringmaster-flex… that = YOUR ROBOT WITH HIS AMMO JUST SITTING ON HIM- WITH NOTHING PREVENTING IT FROM SPILLING.

4. Me and you expecting an un-secured object to stay in place- while sitting on top of a moving object???
AHHH, YES! PURE RETARDATION! YOUR CHINESE UNCLE WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED!

I’M JEALOUS!!!

OHHHHH…. YOUR LITTLE PELLETS can.

]]> By: X-Brat, ha venido para dispararnos « No puedo creer que lo hayan inventado… http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20091127/xbrat-automatically-shoots-targets-beginning/comment-page-1/#comment-400943 X-Brat, ha venido para dispararnos « No puedo creer que lo hayan inventado… Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:40:42 +0000 http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/?p=34357#comment-400943 [...] Luego nos quejaremos cuando el robot adquiera conciencia, cambie los balines de plástico por unos de acero y actualice su objetivo, del rosa a los humanos, iniciando la destrucción de la humanidad. Si es que no aprendemos. Véase también El robot spiderman, Niños robots como mulas de carga, El robot que prueba motos Visto en Coolest Gadgets [...] [...] Luego nos quejaremos cuando el robot adquiera conciencia, cambie los balines de plástico por unos de acero y actualice su objetivo, del rosa a los humanos, iniciando la destrucción de la humanidad. Si es que no aprendemos. Véase también El robot spiderman, Niños robots como mulas de carga, El robot que prueba motos Visto en Coolest Gadgets [...]

]]> By: The Geek Church » Blog Archive » Tech News for the Day, Friday, November 27, 2009 http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20091127/xbrat-automatically-shoots-targets-beginning/comment-page-1/#comment-400683 The Geek Church » Blog Archive » Tech News for the Day, Friday, November 27, 2009 Sat, 28 Nov 2009 05:24:02 +0000 http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/?p=34357#comment-400683 [...] one has the potential to be pretty scary, the X-Brat. There’s a video of it if you want to see [...] [...] one has the potential to be pretty scary, the X-Brat. There’s a video of it if you want to see [...]

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