Are you the resident office clown? The Butt Lightning Desk Organizer might just be the thing for you, as this faceless model will make sure you always have a pen around (nicely slipped into his mouth, of course) alongside a prismatic-looking, lightning strike which seemingly penetrated his bottom. You can ease his pain temporarily by pulling it out to open a letter. Apart from that, the Butt Lightning Desk Organizer comes with a magnetic head that lets you stick metal paper clips to be within easy reach at all times, making this $14.95 purchase one of the most unique desk organizers you’ll ever find in the market – at least for the moment.