Star Trek PEZ Dispensers are also USB Drives
by Mark R
Okay, let’s get the product description out of the way so I can make geeky Star Trek jokes. I don’t think that I really need to go into detail about the specs of Star Trek PEZ dispensers in the form of Kirk, Spock, Sulu, Uhura, plus the Enterprise, and it doesn’t take a genius to see that they contain Flash Drives (2GB to be exact).
Great, I got that out of the way. On with the jokes after the jump.
Kirk: Spock, I…can’t…get…the…candy…in the dispenser.
Spock: It would appear the logical thing to do is pull on the cranium until the space for the candy is revealed, and then insert the sugary treats then.
Bones: Dang it, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a candyman!
Scotty: Captain, I cannot work miracles! I can’t hold the head open and put in the candy at the same time!
Chekov: Captain, a sugar high has claimed the life of Ensign Wictor!
Sulu: I don’t know what you are all talking about, I have my candy in already. Delicious.
Uhura: I’m not really into the Candy. I’ve got to keep my girlish figure. I’m making more use of the 2GB drive. Stop staring at my mini-skirt.
Feel free to come up with more jokes yourself. I believe that these candy holders/flash drives are available for $25 each if you need the inspiration.