You know how ranchers brand their own walking pieces of meat so that they can claim ownership over them just in case a cow or two make their way across the fields over to another ranch? Well, the BBQ Branding Iron might work on bovines that are still alive, we don’t doubt that, but why waste the time and effort when you can personally brand that piece of steak you’ve been BBQ-ing for the past 10 minutes so that nobody else can stake a claim on that juicy bit? Yes, each £14.95 purchase will reward you with 52 letters and 8 blank spaces, allowing you to brand customized messages on your food. Arranging the letters are a snap, all you need to do is lock them in place once you’re done and shove the iron in the barbie.