Although we know that criminals and the authorities are often at loggerheads, they do sleep in the same bed at times. Ideally, of course, the latter will be out trying to catch the former, and criminals tend to bolt at the sounds of a police siren when they’re mired in illegal activity. What happens when you give your Uncle Bob the Police Siren Alarm Clock and realize that he gets up in a second the moment it goes off? Does that mean he is a hardcore criminal whom you know nothing about, or is he just a light sleeper? Maybe all those secret places he goes to without telling anyone could be drug den for all you know, but then again this looks like one effective device to get you out of bed, criminal or not. Powered by a trio of AA batteries, the Police Siren Alarm Clock retails for $14.95.