I’m pretty partial to tortoise frames where glasses are concerned, but environmental issues lie closer to my heart, which is why going for fake tortoise frames would be the better option. Unfortunately, those won’t let you read in the dark, and if you want to look stylish without coming across as dorky, the Tortoise Lighted Reading Glasses 2.5x ought to do the trick.

Attractive, frameless reading glasses have a bright LED light mounted in each corner, allowing you to see clearly in low-light situations: in bed, on planes or trains, in dimly lit restaurants, etc. Also great for sewing and crafts. Available in 3 magnifications, plus 0, if you just need the light. Batteries included. Color: Tortoise.

They retail for $29.99 a pop, although couples who decide to purchase two or more will get a $2 discount off each pair. They’re currently out of stock at WhateverWorks though, and will be available only from the 26th January onwards.