Pocket Slutometer good for laughs
If you aren’t too hot when it comes to math (and keeping track of how many ladies you have bonked), then the Pocket Slutometer would do you a whole world of good.
There’s no room for romance in the numbers game. Points are scored every time you land a snog, a grope or a full-on shag. Hit the respective button and the built-in siren will announce news of your success to the world. The Pocket Slutometer: funny, flirty – the notch in the bedpost for the digital age!
Definitely not the gift to brag about when your girlfriend is around, you two-timing scum. The Pocket Slutometer can be pre-ordered for £6.99. Strange thing though – there is no reset button with this.
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