Leonardo Decaprio is not amused. That snobby Kate Winslet is too busy swimming in pools of cash to care. And everyone else just loves the wit of a disaster being patronized for cash. And really, what’s not to love about the death of hundreds of people? Other than the whole death and people part.

Celebrating disaster since 1912, the Gin & Titonic kit is all you need to create your own mini-Titanic disaster right in the comfort of your own alcohol. Use real live sea monkeys as passengers for extra points. Included in the design are miniature ocean liners and icebergs which are the perfect size for simulating the horror of human tragedy from the comfort of your home.

The Gin & Titonic kit comes with a recyclable pegged clear box casing, which is great since it makes up for the horrible environmental horrors which were caused by the actual sinking of the RMS Titanic. Not to mention that everyone knows drinking Gin is the only proper way to remember that fateful morning.

Designed by Jason Amendolara from Fred Studio, the Gin & Titonic kit doesn’t appear to be for sale quite yet. But when it hits the market, you bet we’ll be the first in line to share the Titanic experience with the bottom of our tumblers.

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